THIS IS PAYWALLED CONTENT.
With all the love in the world, bestie, I don’t share this S-tier level of crazy for free.

Want in? Head over to my Patreon and sign up to the Evita Wren Edgewater Elite tier (or higher).
You’ll get a password to the oracle so you can see exactly how unhinged I am.
It’s basically a Wikipedia for Edgewater and the over 500 characters, over 500 locations, family trees, 140+ stories (most of which have brief arcs), etc., that will keep me writing and keep you fed until I die, all powered by a webapp coded by me, using Python to convert natural language questions (e.g. “how old is Cole Dawson in 2031?”) to SQL (e.g. SELECT age FROM character_years_ages WHERE name_label = ‘Cole Dawson’ AND year = ‘2031’) in order to pull information dynamically from an SQL RDBMS created by me!

*This is externally hosted on PythonAnywhere, because I don’t wanna pay to be able to host it on my own domain or pay for WordPress Business to use iframe embedding. 🌝

WARNING: Potential spoilers. Use the oracle at your own risk (of spoilers, that is; you’re not risking anything else, haha).
See below for a few screenshots of how the oracle looks!